The Robot Test

This is a work of satire and art (likely more satire than art). The questions are not my own creation but merely the translation of an image into an actual form. Said image can be found here
If these questions offend you, you shall hereby be informed that you have the right to be offended.

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I also want to inform you that I typed all this in like 10 minutes so if there are any mistakes you are free to ignore them but who am I to tell you what to do.

Some of the questions below are very subjective. It's up to you how honest you are with yourself.
I also modified some of them slightly.

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